Licking Quote by Author Name

Imm newww too skool ndd I i see a hott ass guy licking his bananer nd I think to myself DAAAAMMMNNN! I'd sure like…

— Author Name

New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open the bag,…

— Bill Maher

There's a Polar Bear In our Frigidaire-- He likes it 'cause it's cold in there. With his seat in the meat And his face…

— Shel Silverstein

. . . strange and fantastic things really happen. During a rainstorm in Australia, fish fall from the sky; several Southern states consider legislation…

— Karen Joy Fowler

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

— Helen Rowland

But [Pooh] couldn't sleep. The more he tried to sleep the more he couldn't. He tried counting Sheep, which is sometimes a good way…

— Anonymous

The breezes of the West African night were intimate and shy, licking the hair, sweeping through cotton dresses with unseemly intimacy, then disappearing into…

— Maya Angelou

You can't go around... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just... unsanitary.

— Rachel Caine

“5 October 2005 The Woman wants to know why I like to stand on her lap and then rub my face against hers so…

— Max Thompson

I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

— Anonymous

You don't want flame to hit your food. Flame is bad. Flame does nasty things to food. It makes soot and it makes deposits…

— Alton Brown

The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two weeks later,…

— Barry White