Chicken Quote by Asma Jahangir

Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?

— Joan Rivers

“By now she has learned that her husband likes his food on the salty side, that his favorite thing about lamb curry is the…

— Jhumpa Lahiri

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

— Robert Frost

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

— Jimmy Durante

The wife is the best cook, so I've been leaving the cooking to her.

— Joe Thornton

Ven a clever wife finds it hard to cook without rice.

— Anonymous

WIFE, Is in trouble with her roles when her husband finds her a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bedroom;

— Nikhil Saluja

Husband comes home drunk and breaks crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. ...

— Mazher (@mazher50

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses to kill.…

— Henny Youngman

I think that if you can roast a chicken, you can get whatever you want out of a woman.

— Elizabeth Gilbert

Every wife who slaves to keep herself pretty, to cook her husband's favourite meals, to build up his pride and confidence in himself at…

— Germaine Greer

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

— Robert Breault