Babies Quote by ANTOINETTE

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

— Natasha Leggero

The moment you think having a baby is going t0 keep a man is the moment your having the baby for the wrong reasons.

— Naishalova

Having a baby had always seemed the easiest and most natural thing to do, and I had never felt - even in my most…

— Kara Swisher

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow…

— Jean Kerr

At the age of 16 I was already dreaming of having a baby because I felt myself to be an adult, but my mum…

— Milla Jovovich

I do not believe having a baby is punishment.

— Allen West

“Having a baby is the single mos joyous co-experience that two human beings can share, and he wasn't going to miss a second of…

— Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.

— Tina Brown

There's nothing better than having a baby. I've always loved children. I used to work summers at the YMCA and be in charge of,…

— Kurt Cobain

Having a baby makes me grateful that I work for a company that does give you four months' leave. And my heart breaks for…

— Ainsley Earhardt

“Occasionally, a dog will be presented as some training method for having a baby. "My girlfriend and I got a dog. We are going…

— Jim Gaffigan

To finally get that call from the doctor that you're pregnant and you're having a baby… It was just another world.

— Giuliana Rancic