Chatting Quote by Anthony Holden

Early on, I had a girlfriend come see me, and she was like, 'Yeah, it was good, but you were funny at a dining…

— Ari Shaffir

“She looked over my shoulder once while I was texting, which was already annoying, and when I wrote lol she made a very clear…

— Aimee Bender

The other day a woman came up to me and said, Didn't I see you on television? I said, I don't know. You can't…

— Emo Philips

One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing…

— Alan Turing

My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.

— Miranda Hart

I was at a restaurant in Glasgow, and I was walking down the stairs. A woman passed me and said, 'Oh my God, what…

— Caitriona Balfe

I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'

— Amy Schumer

I looked at her and tried to speak, but all I could think about was how shocked she'd be if I said what I…

— John Grisham

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

— Jon Hamm

“How old are you?" said the girl. "What are you doing here? Do you live here? What's your name?" "I don't know," said Bod.…

— Neil Gaiman

She said I've heard you flying high on my radio I answered "It's not all it seems" That's when she laughed and she said,…

— Harry Chapin

“Good,' she said. Then she exhaled a long breath and leaned back in her seat. 'I can't believe I just talked to you like…

— Jennifer Sturman