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Flying a good airplane doesn't require near as much attention as a motor car.

— Charles Lindbergh

I hate flying so I always drive.

— Forrest Griffin

The worst way of flying, I think, is standby. It never works. That's why they call it standby. You end up standing there going,…

— Jerry Seinfeld

My idea of everything going smoothly on an airplane is (a) that I not die in a slow-motion fiery crash or get stabbed to…

— Anne Lamott

I've always been a bad flyer, but I don't let it get in the way of travelling. I love stepping off the plane and…

— Louise Nurding

On my job I end up jumping out of planes. Last week I got in an 18-wheeler and drove down a runway onto a…

— Rick Mercer

I've spent an awful lot of my time in the air. I've had everything happen to me in a plane that could happen. Except…

— Brenda Lee

“Flying means boredom. Next time you're going away, just drive. You can leave when you want. You don't have to sit next to a…

— Jeremy Clarkson

When you're on a road trip, anything goes.

— Casey Wilson

I hate flying. Know why? Because no one really understands how planes actually work.

— Adam Levine

People say I'm bad at a lot of things. One I agree with is that I'm a bad driver.

— Alan Hansen

One of the things Thich Nhat Hanh taught me: he says, "When you're in a hurry, go slower." That works every time, unless you're…

— Sandra Cisneros