Cooties Quote by Anonymous

And I don’t want his body touching something I wear. He’ll contaminate it. (Sasha) Oh, good grief, Sasha. Grow up. You’re four hundred years…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Does it bother you when you see Daddy kissing Josh?” he asked. Ty shook his head and made a funny face. “No, not really.…

— Jeff Erno

You have a memory chip that small implanted in you,” he verified. I nodded, guessing this was somewhat worse than having cooties.

— James Patterson

We were writing songs about girls when we still thought girls had cooties.

— Isaac Hanson

Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch.…

— Jeff Kinney

“Now, it’s undeniably true that male writers (including yours truly) are generally and commercially allowed to write about “girl stuff” without being penalized for…

— Scott Lynch

I was pretty dorky, but there are tiers of dorkdom and I always had friends, though they were equally dorky. I was one of…

— Sloane Crosley

I come from a nation where fantastic fiction has a very low status, unless it fits into some very specific categories or is written…

— Karin Tidbeck

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?… Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!

— Bill Watterson

Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That…

— Janet Evanovich

“What’s wrong with you?” “I don’t know. I probably got alien cooties.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

I knew there were no such things as death cooties. Unfortunately, that's an intellectual fact. And death cooties are an emotional reality.

— Janet Evanovich