Cooties Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “They use to be cooties , but now we call them STDs .” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cooties Funny facebook status Stds
In Kindergarten we called them cooties...in High School we call them STD`s. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
“If a man is highly sexed he's virile. If a woman is, she's a nymphomaniac. With them it's power but with us it's a… — Gemma Hatchback Copy Share Image
Male genitals are still called "the tree of life" by the Arabs, and a cross was one of the oldest diagrammatic images of male… — Barbara G. Walker Copy Share Image
WHORES. Necessary in the nineteenth century for the contraction of syphilis, without which no one could claim genius. — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
“After being shown pictures of people coughing, cartoonish germs sprouting from a sponge, and similar infection-evoking images, women—the sex most vulnerable to STDs—endorsed more… — Kathleen McAuliffe Copy Share Image
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships. — Sacha Baron Cohen Copy Share Image
Those who follow where their genitals lead them often wind up in tedious company. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I knew there were no such things as death cooties. Unfortunately, that's an intellectual fact. And death cooties are an emotional reality. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!! — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
I come from a nation where fantastic fiction has a very low status, unless it fits into some very specific categories or is written… — Karin Tidbeck Copy Share Image
I was pretty dorky, but there are tiers of dorkdom and I always had friends, though they were equally dorky. I was one of… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“Now, it’s undeniably true that male writers (including yours truly) are generally and commercially allowed to write about “girl stuff” without being penalized for… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch.… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
We were writing songs about girls when we still thought girls had cooties. — Isaac Hanson Copy Share Image
You have a memory chip that small implanted in you,” he verified. I nodded, guessing this was somewhat worse than having cooties. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Does it bother you when you see Daddy kissing Josh?” he asked. Ty shook his head and made a funny face. “No, not really.… — Jeff Erno Copy Share Image
And I don’t want his body touching something I wear. He’ll contaminate it. (Sasha) Oh, good grief, Sasha. Grow up. You’re four hundred years… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
