Gay-romance Quote by Anonymous

“My penis lay pathetically along my left thigh, like some small animal washed ashore.”

— Gillian Flynn

“until Eric had explained that it was really just an excuse for a guy to rub his penis all over a girl and not…

— Shayla Black

“The elephant in the room is my limp penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Geoff stared into Eric's vacant eyes and thought seriously about going into a mad panic: the sort of panic where you pull your hair…

— Peter Ward

Come on, lover, let's have a look," Eric said, giving me a quick kiss. He jumped off the back porch with me still attached…

— Charlaine Harris

“Snap out of it," I said. I wasn't in the mood. With a huge effort, Eric reined himself in. "When you smell like that,"…

— Charlaine Harris

“He got in my face and started jabbing a finger into my chest. “Then we don’t want your help, if this is what it…

— Lish McBride

“It doesn't say a damn thing. My pride deflates like a limp penis.”

— Victoria Scott

“As for the dick, sorry, nothing to write home about. It’s perfectly average, but looks great since it’s attached to an undersized body. These…

— nick pageant

“He leaned in even closer until she could count the bristles on his poorly shaven chin. “But you’re pretty. You can stay. Turn around…

— Cari Silverwood

“Just as I’m about ready to blow, the buzzer to the door sounds. Alexis pauses, looking like a deer in headlights, except this little…

— K.M. Golland

“I hope his penis falls off. I hope it rots and falls off inside of Miss Teen USA, therefore causing her perfect, twenty-two-year-old vagina…

— Tara Sivec