Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Q. What do you call two fat men having a chat? A. A heavy discussion.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? No - no, your lean, hungry men who are… — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue? — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I really don't do fat jokes. I talk about the trials and tribulations of being a large mammal in America. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
“We fatties have a bond, dude. It's like a secret society. We got all kinds of shit you don't know about. Handshakes, special fat… — John Green Copy Share Image
We have so many people who can't see a fat man standing beside a thin one without coming to the conclusion that the fat… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
People are so funny. There's no winning with commenters or anonymous people. They'd be rude that I was overweight, and now they're rude that… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
