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“Crabs and some shrimp, in contrast, will groom injured areas.”

— Peter Godfrey-Smith

“The female crab has an impenetrable shell, she is so hard on the outside and yet so soft within. There is no possible point…

— Danny Scheinmann

There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good.

— H. L. Mencken

Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.

— Phil Robertson

“... you trip and lance Your finger at a crab. It strikes. You rub It inch-meal to a bilge of shell. You dance Child-crazy…

— Robert Lowell

Worse, I have to admit to feeling the jealousy of one crab for another that has managed to climb out of the barrel.

— Richard Russo

You can keep a bunch of crabs in a shallow container, and none of them will escape. Because as soon as one of 'em…

— Lisa Kleypas

The 'crabs in a barrel' mentality only exists if we view ourselves as a crab.

— Porsha Williams

When a crab's pissed it walks forward.

— Ricky Gervais

As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon…

— Thom Yorke

Who doesn't love digging into a plate of crab cakes or going after a chilled cracked crab with crab cracker, cocktail fork and a…

— Tom Douglas

Writing on the wall: Will trade three blind crabs for two with no teeth.

— Edward Abbey