Marriage Quote by Anonymous

Marriage is a big word for all guys,” Shane said. “You know that. It’s kind of an allergy. We get itchy and sweaty just…

— Rachel Caine

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw…

— Dave Barry

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning

— Denis Leary

Marriage is like a vacuum cleaner. You stick it to your ear and it sucks out all your energy and ambition.

— Marlo Thomas

After awhile, marriage gets a little stale and you're looking for something to scratch that a little.

— Boris Kodjoe

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, its not so hot.

— Anonymous

I believe our differences are the little pinches of salt that can make the marriage seem more flavorful.

— James E. Faust

Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning.

— Oscar Wilde

Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all the time.…

— Bruce Willis

Marriage does not so much bring you into confrontation with your spouse as confront you with yourself.

— Timothy Keller

A marriage is like a long trip in a tiny row boat: if one passenger starts to rock the boat, the other has to…

— David Reuben

Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.

— Anonymous