Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

If strippers are called dancers, then drug dealers should be called pharmacists.

— Jewelizeemint Deelouviou

If a stripper changes her life she's still a stripper. If a drug dealer changes his life he's a business man, entrepreneur, etc...?

— Amber Rose

You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go…

— Chris Hardwick

That is perceptive of you, because in this country men dancers have always been viewed with suspicion. If you were an actor, a star,…

— Cesar Romero

If your stripper name

— Kanye West

Of course, the strippers also take pains not to appear too innocent, valorous, or bookishly inclined. (In direct opposition to the Swayze Mandate of…

— Diablo Cody

People expect me to be with some stripper... That's just the kind of woman I work with.

— Luther Campbell

I don’t take drugs because if I did I’d love them–I’d be a junkie. And because I’m Jewish, I’d probably be a dealer, too.

— Alber Elbaz

Pretty much any drug you can name, I've done it.

— Johnny Depp

So if one, or two, or a handful of guys sells drugs for their own personal gain and profit who just so happens to…

— Chuck Zito

Cuttin' taxes for strippers and thugs.

— Ja Rule

Maybe they should name more drugs cute things. I don't do meth, but maybe if they called meth 'Stefanie' I would!

— Chelsea Handler