There are 3 types of people: 1. People who pee in the shower 2. Liars 3. Multidimensionally Retarted — Jewelizeemint Deelouviou Funny Copy Share Image
If strippers are called dancers, then drug dealers should be called pharmacists. — Jewelizeemint Deelouviou Funny Copy Share Image
TELL US who your fans are and we'll tell you who YOU really are - be a good role model & good… — Jewelizeemint Deelouviou Good people Copy Share Image
I dont really forgive people I just pretend like it's ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them. — Jewelizeemint Deelouviou Forgiveness Copy Share Image
Don't take things so personal. What people say about you is a reflection of them, not you. — Jewelizeemint Deelouviou Reflection Copy Share Image
Dont choose the better person, choose the person who makes you a better you. — Jewelizeemint Deelouviou Bestfriends Copy Share Image
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive. — Jewelizeemint Deelouviou Single Copy Share Image
