Dad Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I saw dad with mommy last night, I think he's stealing my milk.. .” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dad Last night
I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing his father… — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Dad once asked me, "Oh Deana, baby, who'd want to steal from me?" Well, Dad, the answer is everyone.” — Deana Martin Copy Share Image
Every day after work, my mom and I go shopping. My dad is about to kill me. I say, We need it, daddy! — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
“This is pitiful. You realize this, right, Dad?” I ask. He concentrates on the video playing on his tablet, which he’s watched about five… — Leah Rae Miller Copy Share Image
I've never seen my dad come home from work and not walk straight to my mom and ask her about her day. — Brett Young Copy Share Image
I remember one time my cousin telling me - she's got four kids - she would pour the milk down the drain so she… — Rosemarie DeWitt Copy Share Image
This morning my dad called me up and said, 'So, tonight's your last show, huh.' And I said, 'No, Dad, that's someone else.' — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I knew Dad took the train and was trying to solve the problems of the world. But as a little girl, he's just Dad. — Ashley Biden Copy Share Image
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
As a family, we all loved the Flyers. To me, rooting for the Flyers were how I bonded with my dad especially. — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
My greatest memories as a kid were playing sports with my dad and watching sports with my dad. — Mark Teixeira Copy Share Image
Here I am, 11 years old, and these grown men have to give it everything they have to beat me. In one part of… — Karch Kiraly Copy Share Image
I always remember what my dad told me when I decided to turn into an actor. He was emphatic that whatever I do, I… — Karthi Copy Share Image
My mom and dad had the relationship that I want, and they were teammates. They were always equal 50/50. — Becca Kufrin Copy Share Image
The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collarbone and incredible contusions-… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It's something he used to say when he was happy. It could be a very, very simple day. We might be sitting out on… — Jennifer Grant Copy Share Image
I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him… — David Spade Copy Share Image
