Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Boy; Wait! Don't step on it! Girl; Why? Boy; Coz when mommy does, she cries” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
Hush now baby, baby, dont you cry. Mother's gonna make all your nightmares come true. Mother's gonna put all her fears into you. — Pink Floyd Copy Share Image
“If they’re letting her cry anyway, I don’t really see the point of the baby monitor, but that’s one of those questions I’ve learned… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
“Suddenly she lets go of my ear and opens the front door. “Get out!” she screeches. “Get out of my house! I don’t like… — Dave Pelzer Copy Share Image
The mature, forty-five-year-old woman, quite experienced in matters of life and death, knows that it was 'for the best,' but Daddy's girl, who hung… — Mary-Lou Weisman Copy Share Image
When a girl cries there are many reasons ... but when a guy cries ... then the reason is always a girl — AJ Copy Share Image
Cry baby cry, make your mother sigh. She's old enough to know better, so cry baby cry. — The Beatles Copy Share Image
“when she was 7, a boy pushed her on the playground she fell headfirst into the dirt and came up with a mouthful of… — Fortesa Latifi Copy Share Image
Crying babies are like good intentions: Both should be carried out immediately! — Brigham Young Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
