Being sick Quote by Anonymous

I didn't have weekends for the longest time and it felt so indulgent to finally have weekends.

— Sophia Amoruso

Weekends are like an orgasm: It takes a lot to get there and when you finally do, it's over in no time ._.

— Carlos Banks

Sometimes I didn't even feel like getting out of bed. I took to wearing my days-of-the-week panties out of order. It could be Monday…

— Sue Monk Kidd

I've never had sex. Never wanted to. Not with a man or a woman or an animal, though my family jokes about it. And…

— Marie Phillips

I'm all for sex. Seven nights a week. Days, too.

— Steve Allen

The thought of the weekends I used to have now makes me shake.

— Jimmy White

I wasn't doing anything on weekends anyway.

— Bill Russell

I've had sex 4 times this week I'll explain..

— Mikey Mar

I was terrified about putting out 'Weekend.'

— LeToya Luckett

If days of the week were sex acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob...

— Anonymous

At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday. So instead…

— Tina Fey

Last time I enjoyed weekend was four months back when I was sick and at home.

— Tasneem Hameed