Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Facebook has made more changes than the president.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
Obama needs Facebook to help him get reelected. Facebook needs Obama to keep them out of trouble with Congress and countless government agencies. — Daniel Lyons Copy Share Image
You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a refrigerator. I keep checking, but nothing ever changes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The U.S. needs to do more than change presidents. It needs to change its political culture. — Richard Lamm Copy Share Image
I understood early that Facebook was how Donald Trump was going to win. Twitter is how he talked to the people. Facebook was going… — Brad Parscale Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes. — ProudLesbian Copy Share Image
I mean Facebook is no longer a company, it's a country. 2 billion users. It can influence what we think, what we believe, how… — John Kennedy Copy Share Image
Some things have changed, but there's a lot of what went on in the Washington administration that's just been done ever since because that's… — Kevin Gutzman Copy Share Image
There is so much we don't know about Facebook. We know we have a corporate monopoly that has repeated serious violations that are threatening… — Zephyr Teachout Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
