Funny Quote by Anonymous

The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am.

— Anonymous

Facebook: What's on your mind? ..Twitter: What's happening? Myspace: Where did everybody go?

— Will Ferrell

Facebook is that successful guy you're supposed to want to date, but you can't keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner.…

— Jennifer Harrison

I spend a lot of time on social media, I'm on Facebook every day; I'm on Twitter every day.

— Sylvia Day

I don't even have Facebook anymore. I spend a fair amount of time on Twitter, though.

— Sean Doolittle

People share everything on Facebook. That can be a very good thing or a very noisy thing. With Foursquare, people know that they're getting…

— Dennis Crowley

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. ^_^

— Melchor Lim

Facebook is about sharing experiences that you've had. Foursquare is more about the present tense and the future tense.

— Dennis Crowley

Love Twitter more than Facebook cause I can update my status every 5 minutes without people thinking I'm crazy...

— Anonymous

Facebook, Twitter...Welcome to The 21st Century...Where Someone can stalk you without leaving the couch!..

— Anonymous

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps!

— Anonymous

Between the three, Facebook is literally everyone I've ever shaken hands with at a conference or kissed on the cheek at Easter. Twitter seems…

— Dennis Crowley