Happenings Quote by Will Ferrell

Facebook asks me what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The internet has turned into a crazy boyfriend.

— Anonymous

Facebook is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary

— Anonymous

Twitter is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary.

— Anonymous

Looking at the trends that we have gone through as a company, where we started the company, it's all about cloud computing, and we're…

— Parker Harris

Facebook: Lying to people you know. Twitter: Be honest to people you don't know.

— Anonymous

I don't even have Facebook anymore. I spend a fair amount of time on Twitter, though.

— Sean Doolittle

Facebook the biggest DRAMA social network people use today, never miss anything

— Taelor Chardae

Me: Okay, when I get home I'm getting all my homework done, cleaning my room, and going to bed early. Facebook: lol..no.

— Anonymous

Twitter became a major place to find out what was breaking on the Internet. Facebook became a place to share links. Social media really…

— Kevin Rose

Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.

— Anonymous

Facebook : Posting 100's of statuses in a day = OBSESSED, Twitter : Posting 100's of tweets in a day = NORMAL

— Kiana JWilson

I don't do Facebook and I don't do Twitter, and already I notice that, with some of my friends, there's a whole sphere of…

— James McAvoy