Love Quote by Anonymous

Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.

— Peter Griffin

Bring mine unopened, with a napkin and an opener. (Blaine) What? Afraid I’m going to spit in it, big boy? (Aimee)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

His wedding gift, clasped round my throat. A choker of rubies, two inches wide, like an extraordinarily precious slit throat.

— Angela Carter

Oh, what a better way to express your love than a plasticbag full of air.

— Ian Kelsey

Product of popped rubbers and pops that did not love us. So when I leave home keep my heart on the top cupboard

— Earl Sweatshirt

Gave her love away, put it in my pocket when it should of been framed!

— Eddie Vedder

Sext: Can you please bring some toilet paper?

— Nikhil Saluja

He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

— Al Yankovic

“Love is something to be cherished, like the toy at the bottom of a box of cereal. And just as a warning, my love…

— Jarod Kintz

After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.

— Joan Rivers

I am like a gift wrapped with situations, you won't get to know what's inside me unless you try to open me.... But be…

— Nidhi Saini

Our love is like a pencil; It could get strong or it could break, I wish it would erase.

— Mariah Santos