Asparagus Quote by Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.

— James Patterson

Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts.

— Charles Lamb

Good asparagus needs minimal treatment and is best eaten with few other ingredients.

— Yotam Ottolenghi

Good luck with your asparagus.

— Eric Holder

Asparagus is the best at de-bloating, since it helps flush out the bad stuff.

— David Kirsch

Changing my diet was the big thing. I had to learn correct portion control. . . . I eat an egg-white omelet for breakfast,…

— Lauren Alaina

Eat only when you are hungry. Drink only when you're thirsty. Sleep only when you're tired. Screw only when you're horny.

— Al Neuharth

The evening is really hard for me. I have to force myself not to eat.

— Carnie Wilson

Devise a simple strategy so you can sleep at night.

— Walter Schloss

Work before eating, rest after eating. Eat not ravenously, filling the mouth gulp after gulp without breathing space.

— Maimonides

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

— Anonymous

Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry.

— Robert A. Heinlein