Chasing Quote by Ann Winterton

“Sharks to not eat Chinese people because they get hungry thirty minutes later".”

— R. Alan Woods

“New Rule: Getting up close and personal with sharks doesn't make you a wildlife enthusiast--it makes you dinner. An Austrian tourist wanted to get…

— Bill Maher

“Nearby,one of the overexcited frat boys started wildly windmilling his arms. He had overbalanced and now tipped himself right over the wall.In a second,…

— Melissa Jensen

Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK…

— Jack Handey

“Sharks only eat wet people”

— Robert G. Mills

“When the sharks the sharks devour Little fishes have their hour.”

— Bertolt Brecht

“Now, what would you like for dinner? Steak? Chicken? I, for one…I am thinking…Chinese.” Stunned, Jenera stopped and looked between Nylora and Aleta, “Uh…I…

— Beth Mikell

“i would rather be a shark in a small pond with small fishis then a shark with bigger sharks then you”

— Beto jimenez

Shark. Bait. Hoo. Ha. Ha.

— Findin' Nemo :D

One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was…

— Anonymous

“I realize belatedly that sending sharks to the aid of humans is a stupid idea. When one of the men tries to kick a…

— Anna Banks

“I'm partial to telling all the sharks they're not as cool as they think they are, and that it's people like them who bankrupt…

— Chelsea M. Campbell