Ifs Quote by Angela Carter

Miss: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market. Miss, Misses (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr.) are…

— Ambrose Bierce

Miss, n. A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate they are in the market. Miss, Misses (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr.) are…

— Ambrose Bierce

Miss, n. A title which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.

— Ambrose Bierce

“Miss. My. Wife.”

— Julia Quinn

Little miss is taught by her mamma that she must never speak before she is spoken to. On this she sits bridling up her…

— Sarah Fielding

Women who have had no lovers, or having had one, two or three, have not found a husband, have perhaps rather had a miss…

— Samuel Richardson

“I married Miss Right, but didn't know at the time she had shortened her name from Righteouspainintheass”

— Josh Stern

“The word "miss" is so wistful. As is the word "wistful," for that matter. They both have sighs embedded in them, that "iss" sound.…

— Joan Wickersham

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses.'

— John Lennon

Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her Husband. 'Miss' for one year and 'Stress' for rest of the life.

— Thegr81

Here it is,' Nigel said. Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. That spells difficulty.' How perfectly ridiculous!' snorted…

— Roald Dahl