Christmas Quote by Andrew Smith

“Seriously, Santa. Fuck off and go and deliver some presents.”

— K.M. Golland

“It sounded a bit like his mother, a woman who’d lied to him about the existence of Santa Claus and was therefore not to…

— Tom Holt

“People are horrible and they lie.”

— Christopher Moore

“So you say there is no Father Christmas,                                                                          You say there is no Santa Claus                                                                                         Reindeer cannot fly, it's all a grown-up lie...”

— M.C. Frank

“It's not a lie if you don't tell the truth. But it's fucked up if you falsify the fact.”

— Toba Beta

“Maybe bad things happen because it's the only way we can keep remembering what good is supposed to look lie.”

— Jodi Picoult

“His eyes softened. “I suck at trust.” “I know.” “I’m still gonna yell, and I use fuck as a noun, adjective, and verb.”

— Vi Keeland

“Lying is not a good thing to do. When you lie:”

— Joy Berry

“A lie is like a pet- you have to take care of it, or it'll turn on you and bite you in the ass.”

— Matthew Stover

“I always wanted to get fucked by a bad boy.” “Oh, that wasn’t fuckin’, babe. That was something else.”

— E.M. Abel

“Nothing good will come out with lying.”

— Son Jae Ho

“A good lie does not exist.”

— Duop Chak Wuol