Congress Quote by Andrew Guzaldo

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

— Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

— Mark Twain

“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself.”

— Harry S. Truman

'A Gold mine is a hole in the ground with a liar standing next to it.' Mark Twain

— Andrew Guzaldo

'No mans life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session!' Mark Twain

— Andrew Guzaldo

'Go to Heaven for the climate, and to Hell for the company.' Mark Twain

— Andrew Guzaldo

I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.

— Mark Twain

“suppose you were an idiot”

— Twain Mark

Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth. Â Mark Twain

— Mark Twain

Mark Twain had a way of telling stories that shifts your consciousness away from labels.

— Val Kilmer

“Never let school get in the way of your education. Mark Twain”

— Evelyn Krieger

To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.

— Robin Williams

Mark Twain didn't psychoanalyze Huck Finn or Tom Sawyer. Dickens didn't put Oliver Twist on the couch because he was hungry! Good copy comes…

— Samuel Fuller

As a Nobel Prize winner I cannot but regret that the award was never given to Mark Twain, nor to Henry James, speaking only…

— Ernest Hemingway

“China reminds me most of America at its own moment of transformation—the period that Mark Twain and Charles Warner named the Gilded Age, when…

— Evan Osnos