'The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin!' Mark Twain — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'We are fast approaching the stage of the ultimate inversion: the stage where the Government is free to do anything it pleases,… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'I am at liberty to vote as my conscience and judgment dictates to be right, without the yoke of any party on… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'We have the right as individuals to give away as much of our own money as we please in charity; but as… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'Once a Government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of the Opposition, it has only one way to go.… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when its free! 'PJ ORourke — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'No mans life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session!' Mark Twain — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
' The government is like a babys alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other!'… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'The cause of Freedom is not the cause of Race or a sect, a party or a class, it is the cause… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics wont take an interest in you!' — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools!'Herbert Spencer — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts!' Will Rogers — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'The gun has been called the great equalizer,meaning that a small person with a gun is equal-to that of a larger person.… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'These people who contributed to who I am, they are with me wherever I go and as history gets re-written in small ways with… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'Always find a reason to Laugh. It may not add years to your life, but it will surely add LIFE to your TEARS!' — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'So I love you because the Entire Universe, Conspired, to Help me find YOU!' PAULO COELHO — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'A Soldier doesn't fight because he hates what in front of him. he fights because of what he left behind HIM! — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
Thankyou Lord for the roof above our heads,we have a good place to sleep, there is food on our table. We have shoes on… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
We are all students and teachers in life, some will get the message and some will not, It all depends on who is open,… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealthy out of PROSPERITY!' — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'Don't blush When I look at you don't stop your heart that trembles for me. Don't be afraid to give me a kiss and… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'Although I am no longer by your side, there is no need to weep, I left sweet recollections that you will keep Eternal joy… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'At night I look up to the sky, and ask the moon, to press its face against mine, and breathe into me the strength… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
'You are a child of the Divine Universe, be patient with yourself. Every child is gifted they just unwrap their PACKAGES at different TIMES!' — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
