Quote by American Dad Download Open image “Klaus: You know what looks good to me? Francine bent over that sink. Francine: Klaus, calm down.” — American Dad ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“there wasn’t much to say about Klaus Hering except that he was about thirty years old, slimly built, fair-haired and, thanks in part to… — Philip Kerr Copy Share Image
“O!" Sunny shrieked. "O!" Klaus agreed. "O!" Sunny insisted. "Oh!" Klaus cried. "I see what you mean!...” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Klaus: Oh, come on. Take a chance, Caroline. Talk to me. Come on, get to know me. I dare you. Caroline: Fine. So, what… — Caroline Dries Copy Share Image
“How clever of you to figure that out,' said a voice at the top of the stairs, and Violet, and Klaus were so surprised… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Do not be so ridiculous, I can more easily find you someone else.” Gripping the bars of his prison so strongly that the bones… — Gwenn Wright Copy Share Image
“Let’s get some sleep,” he whispered. “Before dawn we’ll see what we can gather up.” His eyes rested on her forehead, on the new… — Angie Frazier Copy Share Image
“Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“And her delicacy offended. Who wants a delicate whore! Claude would even ask you to turn your face away when she squatted over the… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
How did you do that?” Mr. Poe asked. “Nice girls shouldn’t know how to do such things.” “My sister is a nice girl,” Klaus… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That passivity in me has been the core of it all, the real evil. That weakness, that refusal to compromise a fractured and stupid… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
“If you had watched any of those three wonderful films, you would have caught Vampire Gym Teacher # 2: Back to Cruel, where the… — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“I think only one thing. Where 's Octavia? As I get closer to the bottom, I notice that it's water that I'm falling into.… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
Man: You are all going to live... (Smith family cheers) Man: ... for 24 more hours. Which is just enough time for you to… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Man: Good news. Apparently, that batch of virus was inert, so that means... Stan: We're going to be okay. Man: Yes, although apparently your… — American Dad Copy Share Image
God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as hell can't walk... he's… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Stan: Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired. (Donald Trump comes in) Stan: That's passive past tense, Trump! You don't own… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Hayley: It's just toast, Dad. Stan: This time it was toast, Hayley. This time. — American Dad Copy Share Image
Francine: This is a wonderful starter home. I've been saving it for a couple just like you. Woman: Pretty soon, we're gonna be more… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot? (Man dressed in a… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Stan: Francine, I want you to stop this nonsense. Francine: "Nonsense"? This job is my career. Stan: No, my job is a career. This… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Stan: What makes you think you're gonna survive? Roger: My species is immune to all human ailments. Stan: So explain that cold sore. Roger:… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve: You said,… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy: And then… — American Dad Copy Share Image
Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all periods will… — American Dad Copy Share Image