Humor Quote by Alison Kemper

“If it was up to me, you’d be dead already.” Interesting that he and I were both thinking the same thing.”

— Bobby Adair

“hey wats up?”

— Smiley

“Are you dead?”

— Jennifer DeLucy

“Are you OK?" he asks and I can hear the worry in his voice. He likes to surprise me by acting human from time…

— Karina Halle

“You--" she chokes on a sob and draws back. "You're scared? What a thing to say. You had me thinking you were dead.”

— Lauren DeStefano

“He shrugs as he slowly collects himself. “I guess there was a part of me that kept hoping you would rise from the dead.…

— Christopher Pike

“So? You think people stop talking to you when they are dead?”

— Mal Peet

“funny thing, talking to ghosts," he said. "You can't tell if you're making up their answers or if they are really talking to you.”

— John Green

“Um, I guess." Brilliant. Sparkling conversation.”

— Inara Scott

“What's up, Bella?" he asked with a big grin. I rolled my eyes. "Same old, same old." "Yeah," he agreed. "Bunch of vampires trying…

— Stephenie Meyer

“I give it a shot. “Relax,” I whisper. “You’re already dead.” Her eyes fill with tears and I roll mine. Ghosts.”

— Eliza Crewe

“No you don't," he said. "The corpses can wait." I wasn't sure if he was referring to me or the screen. I would've asked…

— Brodi Ashton