Funny facebook status funny quotes Quote by Alisa Lynn

Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up.

— Anonymous

Facebook is such a stupid thing, which is not gonna let you do anything, It works by holding you back and tied you up…

— Hasan Abid

Always Tellinq people when your about to get out the shower , Eat , Sleep , Get out of bed , &&' Every Second…

— NastajaLexi

Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...

— Anonymous

A boyfriend should always send you a goodmorning and goodnight text even if you don't talk all day, just to let you know you're…

— Muniir Zero

For those of you complaining you cant sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! Its a proven fact that its impossible to sleep while facebooking.

— M4ster Strider

If I fall asleep texting you, it's because I didn't want to say goodnight.

— Crystal:P

Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook …

— Anonymous

Logging on to Facebook in the morning is like saying; Here! Have a bowl of drama to start your day off. It provides unbalanced…

— Anonymous

That moment at night when you're sleepy but you don't want to end the fun text conversation with your friends.

— Anonymous

Log off Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, grab phone, check Facebook.

— Anonymous

Things are better if I stay. So long and goodnight.

— My Chemical Romance