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My valentine is music...and my cat.

— Candie

What are you going to do on valentines day? Watch the new episode of ridiculousness. fuckvalentinesday

— Anonymous

Valentines day celebration :P

— Ritesh

Somebody asked me what am I doing on Valentine's Day, and all I had to say was that I'll spend it with my dog,…

— Pulkit Samrat

Alone on Valentine's Day.

— Anonymous

...I'm not an artist, but Happy Valentines Day!!!

— Kylie

Its that time of the year again... the day of love and cherishing... valentines day is just round the corner... My love for you...…

— Josephine

Let's spend Valentine's Day alone together.

— Anonymous

For Valentine's Day, I'm going to do nothing. But the next day, I'm going to buy all the discount chocolates I like.

— Anonymous

I'm going to spend Valentine's Day with my Ex...Box 360!

— Anonymous

Valentines' day special

— Anonymous

Talking about Valentine's Day. Couples walking around, laughing and cuddling each other... And I'm like: Bitch, *myself* will buy me a chocolate!

— Anna Dawn