"That awkward moment when you pretend to die……" — Alisa Gattus
"That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive."
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18 Quotes by Alisa Gattus
Alisa Gattus has 18 quotes on this site.
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Oh, you sent me an event invite on Facebook? Weve never met and you live 2,400 miles away, of course…
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That`s nice honey. Grandma`s version of cool story bro.
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Turn your phone off, Yeah no... I`ll just put it on silent.
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Sharks aren`t the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would attack him too..
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Motivational status of the day: Don`t be a douche.
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If breakups never existed, the music industry would go bankrupt.
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Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason.
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Send me a pic never fails to ruin a conversation.
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you…
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I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.
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I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.
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Dear kindergartens texting on an iPhone, When I was your age, I had to use cups strung together by a…
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