Hilarious Quote by Ali Novak

“Diesel grinned. “You have a choice. You can be the stupid inferior female or the stupid powerful female.” “How about if I’m just myself?”…

— Janet Evanovich

“Yes, I call my scooter Jessie, and I don't think that's weird in the slightest." (...) "Doesn't your truck have a name ?" she…

— M.J. Hearle

“...once we were loaded, Jeff asked us how it went. Ryan cleared his throat. "Well, I got to use my first public bathroom. That…

— Shelly Crane

“Remember what the hare said to the hen when he opened the barn door.” She raised her eyebrows. “What’s that?” “With foxes, we must…

— Orest Stelmach

“He had a rough idea where he was going, since Rylann had previously mentioned that she lived in Roscoe Village. At the stoplight at…

— Julie James

“That's right.Forteen-year old boys have better taste than you.They think I'm hot ." I licked my fingertip and stuck it on my butt. "Tsssss."…

— Jennifer Echols

“Red?" I asked. "I've decided I'm going to call you Red from now on." "All right, I'll bite - no pun intended. Why?" He…

— Linda Robertson

“So, tell me, Ford—is that a family name? Or did your parents just like trucks?”

— J.A. Huss

“Then, finally , we were ready to charge in and save Sadie, and she rides up in a limousine driven by an ugly dwarf…

— Rick Riordan

“Well, then,' said Peter, 'I guess we'll just have to find a cab.' Peter said this in the manner of a cowboy telling the…

— James Collins

“Cybil pushed to her feet. "If he hurts her, I'll twist off his dick and feed it to his dog." With that, she stormed…

— Nora Roberts

“Jeff shook his head, the lines between his brows drawing together. “Ask yourself this, Connor— what is it that’s got your manties in such…

— Mira Lyn Kelly