"Well, what do you expect? The Comedian is…" — Alan Moore

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253 Quotes by Alan Moore

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Ideas, unlike solid structures, do not perish. They remain immortal, immaterial and everywhere, like all Divine things. Ideas are a…
If we can come up with all sorts of imaginative ways in which people die, then I really don't see…
It is the oldest ironies that are still the most satisfying: man, when preparing for bloody war, will orate loudly…
You've got to be able to pay your bills, otherwise you're not going to sleep at night. But beyond that,…
The one place gods inarguably exist is in the human mind
On my fortieth birthday, rather than merely bore my friends by having anything as mundane as a midlife crisis I…
It seems that every movie is a remake of something that was better when it was first released in a…
It is not the job of artists to give the audience what the audience want. If the audience knew what…
By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.
Of course, Marxism is an example of what Carl Popper would have called a 'World Three' structure, in that it's…
I believe that magic is art, and that art, whether that be music, writing, sculpture, or any other form, is…
The entire universe - for one thing - only exists in your perceptions. That's all you're gonna see of it.…

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More Comedian Quotes

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I don't think I was a good comedian. — Brigitte Bardot
I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask… — Roseanne Barr
When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be… — Roseanne Barr
As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of… — Elayne Boosler
I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or… — Elayne Boosler
There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb. — Elayne Boosler
It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm… — Elayne Boosler
The comedian sticks as religiously to her theme as a dancer sticks to a diet. — Jo Brand
Christians have always been fodder for comedians who have tended to portray them as anoraks - slightly clammy, beatifically smiley… — Jo Brand
Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to… — Albert Brooks
I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do. — Lenny Bruce
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. — Lenny Bruce

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