"Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it……" — Alan Coren
"Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it is merely dehydrated sea."
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21 Quotes by Alan Coren
Alan Coren has 21 quotes on this site.
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I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
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English Bohemianism is a curiously unluscious fruit. ... Inside this hothouse, huge lascivious orchids slide sensuously up the sweating windows,…
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Can anything match that first fine discovery of the telephone and all it stood for? That first realization that, contained…
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Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come
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To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.
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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists…
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The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents…
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our…
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Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread.
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All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons.
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Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call…
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A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well,…
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More Dehydrated Quotes
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one of 17 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Always, always powder your T-zone and the lines going from your nose down around your mouth so you don't look…
— Gisele Bundchen
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
— Aisha Tyler
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When Reinhold Messner returned from the first solo climb of Everest, he was severely dehydrated, and utterly exhausted; he fell…
— Kim Stanley
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We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.
— John McCain
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What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal.…
— Bill Veeck
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In the war to come correspondents would assume unheard of importance, plunging through flame to feed the public its little…
— Malcolm Lowry
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My biggest weakness as a endurance athlete has been in not drinking enough water after training, thereby racing sometimes while…
— Bill Rodgers
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Mr. McCleod: And if there's anything I want you guys to take with you from this class, as you're abusing…
— Laura Kasischke
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Mummies are dehydrated & they long for the blood of living words.
— Hakim Bey
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Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): "What's the matter, sexy? Don't you like dehydrated fruit?
— Quentin Crisp
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It's too early for there to be any coffee. I stare dully at the empty pot in the common room,…
— Holly Black
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Airline food is cooked in an oven and then kept warm. Space station food is often cooked in an oven…
— Chris Hadfield
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