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“My credibility is zero. My wife claims she can go before any judge at any time and have me committed.” quote by Alan Abel — Download Open image

“My credibility is zero. My wife claims she can go before any judge at any time and have me committed.”

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Now I am in the place I call this wide wide Heaven because it includes all my simplest desires but also the most humble and grand. The word my grandfather uses is comfort. So there are cakes and pillows and colors galore, but underneath this more obvious patchwork quilt are places like a quiet room where you can go and…

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Atheist’s denial of God’s existence needs just as much substantiation as does the theist’s claim; the atheist must give plausible reasons for rejecting God’s…

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The rights essential to happiness. . . . We claim them from a higher source - from the King of kings and Lord of all the earth.

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Those who do not know what love is likens it to beauty Those who claim to know what love is likens it to ugliness -Gin Ichimaru

If ever my life can be of any use to you, come and claim it.

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Religions do make claims about the universe--the same kinds of claims that scientists make, except they're usually false.

Richard Dawkins

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