Quote by Al Swearengen Download Open image ““Announcing your plans is a good way to make God laugh.”” — Al Swearengen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Like people say—if you want to make God laugh, tell him you’ve got plans.” — Terry Hayes Copy Share Image
“You wanna know how to make God laugh?” he said. “Tell him your plans.” — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
My favorite saying is, 'If you want to make god laugh, tell him about your plans.' — Kirron Kher Copy Share Image
I'm a firm believer in the saying that goes, 'If you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans,' kind of approach. — Jacob Collier Copy Share Image
I always say, 'If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.' I couldn't be happier with where I ended up and… — Brett Young Copy Share Image
Wild Bill Hickok and those two guys that walked past you downstairs save the squarehead kid; tell Ned to stick around so they see… — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
The question is: until reinforced, can we learn the ways of church mice. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
Bloodletting on my premises that I ain't approved I take as a f***ing affront. It puts me off my feed. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
Don't I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution. — Al Swearengen Copy Share Image
