"If I were a bird, you'd be the…" — Ahmed Hashim
"If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on."
More Annoying People Quotes
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. — Fred Allen
- If you don't like me, why do you waste your time making fun of me? — Chad Anderson
- I've become one of those annoying people who brings their own food on to planes. — Jessie Ware
- Fame can be just so annoying because people are so critical of you. You can't just say 'hi'. You say… — Juliette Lewis
- An agent saw one of the plays I did at ACT, but my mom was like, No, she's too young.… — Marla Sokoloff
- I don't like boys. They're kind of annoying. — Michelle Wie
- We like annoying people. It's a Manchester thing. It's a trait. We just like pissing people off. — Noel Gallagher
- I had a hell of a time convincing people I was gay - which was so annoying! — Portia de Rossi
- He wasn't, but producers are by definition annoying because they have a different agenda from you. They're trying to stop… — Michael Apted
- Silence is the best reply to a fool. — Ali ibn Abi Talib
- I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit — Elizabeth Taylor