Quote by Adam Selzer Download Open image ““Did you just hit on her by calling her your cousin?" asks Sadie. "'Cause, damn!”” — Adam Selzer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“would have to make sure this guy never met Sadie. They’d probably take turns insulting me for the rest of eternity. “A little help… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“As of this moment,' Sadie growled, 'my brother's name is Punching Bag. Seems he hasn't been telling me everything.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Sadie, please, come talk to me.” “I need to get to work.” He reached out for my hand, and I immediately snatched it back… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“You looked like you wanted to jump his bones right there!" "Jump his bones?" Sadie frowns. "What do you mean?" ..."It's like a pajama… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“She glanced at the horse's stomach. "You got yourself knocked up, girl?" "Actually, it takes two to tango, in case you haven't heard." Sadie… — Cindi Madsen Copy Share Image
“Suit yourself.’ Sadie shouldered her pack, then helped Annabeth up. ‘You say Carter drew a hieroglyph on your boyfriend’s hand. All well and good,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Then, finally , we were ready to charge in and save Sadie, and she rides up in a limousine driven by an ugly dwarf… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
She blinked. "Hmm? Oh, don't care. What did Anubis look like to you?" "What did... he looked like a guy. So?" "A good-looking guy,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“He gestured at me. “That’s Belly.” “Belly?” she repeated. “Yup. She’s my girlfriend.” I think I choked out loud.” — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
Stop smiling!” she ordered. “I can see you, Carter. Oh…and, uh, hullo, Walt.” The pot monster made squeaky grinding noises as it stood up… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Okay. Good point.” He’s very honest. I should ask how he is in bed. She slapped her hands over her mouth. “I didn’t just… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Copy Share Image
“Go to college. Have a lot of babies. Break a lot of hearts. And realize every minute of it.” — Adam Selzer Copy Share Image
“Whenever I start thinking about death, it always cheers me up to think about my funeral and my tombstone (which, by the way, will… — Adam Selzer Copy Share Image
Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems. — Adam Selzer Copy Share Image
“When a girl turns down your advances, the polite thing to do is just move on.” — Adam Selzer Copy Share Image
Not that anyone minds--no one's paying attention to the music. Most of them never really listen to music. Practically no one actually does. Even… — Adam Selzer Copy Share Image
Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts. — Adam Selzer Copy Share Image
“I mean, you really can't imagine how awesome coffee tastes, or how awesome it is to hear music, to hear idiots talking... I mean,… — Adam Selzer Copy Share Image
If you really like someone, it doesn't matter what their mouth feels or tastes like. The kiss is still awesome. — Adam Selzer Copy Share Image
“Isn't it generally known that you have to overlook flaws in people you date, to some extent? I mean, you expect them to overlook… — Adam Selzer Copy Share Image
“There a lot of things I can't do," he says. "With my... health." "Well," I say, "can you kiss girls?” — Adam Selzer Copy Share Image
“I had figured out that it was a bad idea, but, well, it´s hard to argue with love, even when it´s making you do… — Adam Selzer Copy Share Image
“I mean, who wants to date a guy who thinks a girl who can't operate a fruit cup is attractive?” — Adam Selzer Copy Share Image
