Zombie Quotes · Page 11

If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Korean Zombie beat me, and I was prepared that night. He beat me, he beat me that night.

— Dustin Poirier

“The rumor claims that the shambler virus is now airborne. It can be contracted without getting bitten now.” – character quote”

— Andrew Cormier

“Yes, because in a zombie apocalypse, there's a lot of downtime to get your hair done.”

— J. Lynn

Rob Zombie's very intellectual-crazy, and I like people like that. No stupid craziness.

— Udo Kier

Unfortunately, zombies aren’t very flammable, and it went out instantly.

— Amanda Hocking

Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other...

— Bill Watterson

“Your Mom's Car. Think about that. Try to wrap your brain around the supernatural and spiritual implications that the name bears down…

— Dan Chaon

There's something unsettling about the education of a child who comfortably enumerates the rules for surviving zombie apocalypse but finds it uncomfortable…

— Amity Shlaes

My zombies will never take over the world because I need the humans. The humans are the ones I dislike the most,…

— George A. Romero

“Jane woke, stretched, and decided to kill herself. If she hadn’t found a reason to live by the end of the day…

— Adam Baker

“Perhaps that's a smile on Delia's face-but Delia's half skull turns every expression into a leer. She says, "Your uncle had a…

— Daryl Gregory

I like zombie movies, and I like genre movies a lot. To watch. Less so to make, I think. But I grew…

— Jonathan Levine

So,would you say I’m closer to a zombie or a vampire? I gotta know—are my parts going to rot and fall off,…

— Rachel Vincent

I want to go to someone's world. I'll buy it if the world is full of zombies - I'll live there if…

— Samantha Bee

“I don’t know why we don’t speak. I can’t explain the suffocating silence that hangs over our world, cutting us off from…

— Issac Marion

It's a lonely world, being independent, and they can come away with the idea that if Lloyd Kaufman can make movies with…

— Lloyd Kaufman

What Hamlet suffers from is a lack of zombies. Let us say Rosencrantz and Guildenstern show up—Ho-HO! Now you’ve got something that…

— Libba Bray

I am a total zombie just after I wake up. It takes me half an hour even to get my eyes open.…

— Diana Wynne Jones

The book is about zombies, in that it is the over-arching theme, but what's going on is the story of these people…

— Steven Yeun

I know a lot of people who say, "I reluctantly watched the first episode because I don't really like zombies and that…

— Steven Yeun

When I was on the set, I was not talking on the phone or reading anything else. I was just reading things,…

— Penelope Cruz

Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of…

— Gena Showalter

My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave.

— Graham Parker

Why are people always shooting zombies? Why not just chop their heads off? How can zombies get you if you have a…

— Linden Ashby

I wasn't crying, my eyes were running. My eyes were running because there were pieces of zombies all over my toys. Jesus.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live.

— Max Brooks

“Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!”

— Neil Leckman

“You're a zombie. If you're not missing body parts, you're doing it wrong!”

— Lia Habel

“Null Spot the Farmer, Dumb as a Pumpkin, Annoyer of Zombies.” “Hello, Murphy.”

— Bobby Adair

“Zombies do not respect the personal bubble. They are all up in my grill,”

— Tracey Ward

My understanding of zombie movies is people rising from the dead, from their graves, stuff like that, and walking very slowly.

— Robert Carlyle

“You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.”

— J. Cornell Michel

“It’s not about winning, it’s about doing what’s right. And yes, we will do what’s right.”

— Steven Ramirez

What are blinded by the glare of the money value of this humans, but also business relationships is zombies

— Mak_786

You beat a zombie by burying him six-feet under so he never gets back up again.

— Renato Moicano

I do enjoy Gothic fiction or books about zombies if they are well written and I like vampires.

— Roddy Doyle

Frankenstein's actually interesting; he's kind of like a zombie.

— Mark Waters

I'd definitely be into doing some zombie slaying music. That'd be cool.

— J Mascis