I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Most marriages can survive 'better or worse'. The tester is all the years of 'exactly the same'. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Name the season’s first hurricane Zelda and fool Mother Nature into calling it a year. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I’ve concluded, after many years, that my mind works by process of elimination. Problem is, it hasn’t eliminated anything yet. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
After 5,000 years of recorded human history, you wonder, what part of 2,000,000 sunrises doesn't a pessimist understand? — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Stored away in some brain cell is the image of a long-departed aunt you haven't thought of in 30 years. Stored away… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
It's like this. Father Time keeps pitching the years at us. We swing and miss at a few. We hit a few… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
After years of buying clothes I intend to diet into, I'll say this: the skeleton in my closet has some really nice… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
You will not find a soulmate in the quiet of your room. You must go to a noisy place and look in the quiet… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Never mind the odds against you. If you doubled your effort, what would the odds against you do — send for reinforcements? — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Of course I doubt. I do not practice a certainty. I practice a faith. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
There is in art the notion of less is more, which is to say, you don't torture a painting that has already confessed. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
One's dream is defeated not by unsolvable problems, but by all the more-or-less satisfactory solutions that kill it forever. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
In the end you regret less the things you believed that weren't true than the things that never came true because you didn't believe. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
The trick to getting ahead is to give it the same effort you give to getting even. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Man will have replicated his own intelligence not when he teaches a computer to reason but when he teaches a computer to have a… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
To hurt someone you know will forgive you is the unkindiest thing of all. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
For every person who atones, a hundred others find regret sufficient. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
