I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see! — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds! — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew? — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see! — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind. — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in. — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys. — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
The Olympic games should be a matter between individual athletes and the gods. Noisy flag-waving dishonors gods and men alike. — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
Before men ever wrote in clay they cast their words in verse and line, rythymbound in poets' minds, defying time and age. — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
