You could write a joke in the pub at lunchtime and watch it performed on television that evening. — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I loved the idea that I could write a joke and someone else would have to take the risk of performing it. — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
With comedic actors, you can write one joke or two jokes, sample dialogue, and they have the capacity to extrapolate. — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
If I write a joke and it works, and it works consistently, that is gold to me. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I could write a joke song really easily, but I think something that might be true for my generation is that there's… — Ezra Furman Copy Share Image
Anytime I can get either of them really laughing, I immediately pull out a pad of paper write the joke down, regardless… — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
It would not occur to me to write a joke like, 'This would be great if I was more like Andrew Dice… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is what I do, and it's so rewarding. If you write a joke and tell it to an audience of… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
You know, I liken it to - when you write a joke for somebody else, it's like you - you know, like… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
If I can write a joke about something that happened that was awful, it's like OK that happened and I have this… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
