I've never gotten hired for drama because I'm a good improviser. I don't think people who write drama scripts want you playing with them as much. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
A perfect movie is a different thing, but a funny movie is easy. I was really happy that I got everyone that I got.… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Children are entitled to life. We conceive them and so we owe them our care and our protection. This may not be a dictate… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
I can speak a little German, a little Spanish, and I was a psych major, so I'm good at listening to people's problems. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
I guess I'm sort of spoiled because, most of the things that I get to do, people know that you're a good improviser, so… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Improv Olympics, Second City are some of the most tolerant, accepting people. They're like circus folk. They're freaks themselves. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
I think people who can do comedy well don't get enough credit. It can be harder than drama. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Stylistically, in improv, I don't think you can have as many camera tricks; I think you're kind of shooting more like a documentary: you… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
I've seen several funnel clouds as a kid, too. They're cool if, you know, they're, like, two towns over, but they're scary as hell… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Sure, I would have loved it, if we'd gotten 2,000 screens, but I never had that delusion. I was very realistic. I think it's… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
L.A. can be pretty insane because there's so much show business here, but I also know a lot of kids who grew up in… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
When I started doing improv in Chicago, for every five teams, one or two would have one woman. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
“Bossy means “given to ordering people around, highhanded, domineering, overly authoritative, dictatorial, abrasive.” ...Could it be that girls are called bossy when they’re… well,… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
