I don't watch an awful lot of television. It's a very strange thing, and I don't know a lot of people who… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I don't know why comedians moan about touring; you get driven to a town, stay in a hotel, work for an hour… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I have no desire to work my adrenal glands any harder than necessary. I like lazing around; it's pretty important to my… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I have a terrible work ethic. The best way for me to do anything in life is for someone to say, 'You… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Humour is learned behaviour, and I know exactly why I learned to be funny. I did it from a very early age. My dad… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I came into comedy to make people laugh. If the fact that I can't stop eating Hobnobs in any way helps, I'm happy to… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I was a drama teacher, so I had the opportunity to show off in front of a captive audience. I essentially did 13 years… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Anything my dad says about what I say about him, I can remind him of ten examples where he publicly humiliated me. We're really… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
If you're funny and working in education, I think the perception is that you're either inspirational or awful. So which was I? I suppose… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
My dad is the funniest human being I've ever met in my life - for years, I'd watch him hold court in whatever situation… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I am not a father, and the only children that I get close to are my nieces. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
In standup, the feedback is instantaneous, and if it fails, you know you'll be off-stage and hiding in a short time. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
It's an irony that with the physical decline of age comes more mental wellbeing. It's life's cruel trick. You've settled down as a person,… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
As a young ma,n I was an absolute idiot. I think my exes would say I was a likeable baby. I had a teenager's… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
