Wit sometimes enables us to act rudely with impunity. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked. — David Bailey Copy Share Image
Opportunity tends to knock once, then it's gone...temptation, however, likes to stand there and lean on the damn doorbell! — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Wilde is an invaluable acquaintance. Often, in situations where I am required to appear witty, I simply steal large chunks from his… — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody… — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're a person who says Only God can judge me on a regular basis, people are actually judging you a lot… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is best assured when, instead of looking at each other, the two look out in the same direction; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says This day couldn't get any worse I immediately punch them in nose & ask Are you sure about that? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I decided to do the easy task of changing situations and conditions by being a hero, than staying back to do the… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“You've known him how long?" Malcolm asked. "Since he was a small boy. I firs noticed him when he slipped into Master… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
Well, well, perhaps I am a bit of a talker. A popular fellow such as I am -- my friends get round… — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
“Now it's my turn to give you advice." The tightened his grip, eliminating any doubt about whether he was as ready for… — Avery Flynn Copy Share Image
What a great feeling to be in love! It seems that everything around you is invisible and all you see is just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
