I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There's a real emphasis on being witty in Scotland, even in crime novels. — Denise Mina Copy Share Image
If my tweets offend you: 1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You're a pussy. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies, you are delusional if you think you can give me a hand job better than I can. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
This Is The Beginning Of A New Day! You Have Been Given This Day To Use As You Will! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
If two things don't fit, but you believe both of them, thinking that somewhere, hidden, there must be a third thing that… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
There is an element of seduction in shoes that doesn't exist for men. A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy… — Christian Louboutin Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about losing your short term memory is… 'Happy Birthday' Yes it's someone's Happy Birthday isn't o_O — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Krystal’s slow passage up the school had resembled the passage of a goat through the body of a boa constrictor, being highly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature - the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes… — Richard Brinsley Sheridan Copy Share Image
“Music gives inspiration...one that sounds windy with humming sound, such can put you in a trance, only to come back and discover… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Theres two kinds of women: The kind that get married and have a bunch of kids, and The kind that stay single… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The trouble with Grace, she thought, is that she is so literal. But that was the trouble with most people, when it… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
Writing style is something is a consequence of who you are. I think that I had a certain propensity for a style… — Gary Giddins Copy Share Image
“I won't be stuck in traffic 'til I see how rugged my path is And right now I'm loving how fast my… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
“They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
By wit we search divine aspect above, By wit we learn what secrets science yields, By wit we speak, by wit the… — Robert Greene Copy Share Image
What's that one that people seem to like so much? 'Fleabag.' I watched that and it was that sort of Oxbridge 'Oh,… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I don't wear vanilla-scented lotion or perfume. Most girls love that crap, but I can't do it. 'Cause I can't be the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“This faculty is mother wit, the creative power through which man is capable of recognising likenesses and making them himself. We see… — John Eliot Gardiner Copy Share Image
