Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have a city girls attitude and a country girls aim... Keep pushing me and you'll see BOTH!! — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
If a guy tells you he's not ready for a relationship, it's ok to give him time. Just not any of yours...he's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When friends at work ask me to hang out I tell them I'm busy at home and friends at home that I'm… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Because the rhymes I say, sharp as a nail. Witty as can be and not for sale. Always funky fresh, could NEVER… — Run DMC Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be… — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah." — Mike Stud Copy Share Image
My mom says to me, Honey, I don't want you to think I have diabetes because I'm fat. I have diabetes because… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Birdscapes moves rather like those swallows, dipping and swerving to pick up all sorts of items of interest. Mynott tells plenty of… — Robert O. Paxton Copy Share Image
I've no idea where ideas come from and I hope I never find out; it would spoil the excitement for me if… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I looked at Bria. “How do you put up with him?” Bria started to open her mouth, but Finn piped up instead.… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
“Taking a single letter from the alphaber," he said, "should make life simpler." "I don't see why. Take the F from life… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Life is extraordinarily suave and sweet with certain natural, witty, affectionate people who have unusual distinction and are capable of every vice,… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
For such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or… — Thomas Hobbes Copy Share Image
“[Lizzie Bennington to a reporter who has asked for her opinion about Jack Archer's celebrated thighs.] “When you come back from a… — A.G. Starling Copy Share Image
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