Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of my very close friends asked me -: Hey! Did you learn Arabic? And I replied . . . . . . . *ILLA* — Irfan Khan Copy Share Image
I would rather be someone's shot of whiskey than being everyone's cup of tea..! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
Ladies, stop stressing out about your figures. Men love meat, Dogs love bones~ — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
Fighting on internet is like competing in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you are still a Retard — Chris Sullivan Copy Share Image
Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There r many things in life tht will catch your eye, but nly a few things that will catch your heart...!!! :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first testicular gaurd, the *Cup*, was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means… — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fellas, there is nothing more beautiful than the look of total satisfaction on a womans' face! It'sNotAllAboutU~ — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
