One of my very close friends asked me -: Hey! Did you learn Arabic? And I replied . . . . . . . *ILLA* — Irfan Khan Copy Share Image
My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fighting on internet is like competing in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you are still a Retard — Chris Sullivan Copy Share Image
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What does it show when your popular on facebook... Shows you have no life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The word swag is soo stupid. Swag is just a way for a man, to call another man sexy, and not feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals… — Hemantsmarty Copy Share Image
Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a boys brain; on the left side, theres nothing right; and on the right side,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chris Brown punching hoes, Ochocinco headbutting hoes, bus drivers uppercutting hoes, these hoes wont be acting up much longer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In this world there isn't a single person from whom you cannot learn anything even from, a stupid you can learn how… — Shubhanshu Tiwari Copy Share Image
It's not called being a bitch or misunderstanding.It's called being realistic. I don't have time for petty bull shit. I can be… — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
My Mother once told me, when I was very young. That if I wasn't careful, I'd whine up with a Son. Well… — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People that always write statuses and comment their happy their single, aren't. — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
Next time u're in front of the mirror try fixing something besides your face! — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
If you ever try and fail, you need to erase all evidence that you tried. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They used to call me a silent killer back in school cause I used to make a lot of noise. — Simon Quperlier Copy Share Image
1.Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications. — Becca Copy Share Image
My mom thinks my friends have bad influences on me. Honestly I'm the one coming up with the ideas — Avalon Copy Share Image
Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
There's always that one kid in PE class who thinks it's the fucking Olympics. Calm. The. Fuck. Down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I on facebook because I'm bored, or am bored because I'm on facebook? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God will never give us more than we can handle but most of us don't like handling what he has given us~ — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
