Thinks there needs to be a no drama please button on Facebook. One click would be worth a thousand words. — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
How come in Spider-man 3, when his suit turned black, Spider-man became a thief and a criminal... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set him on fire, and he is warm for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If bars don't serve drunk people, I dont think McDonald's should be able to serve fat people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is getting more and more funny.., it asks you What's Happening and in your friends wall it comes up when they… — Essekia Paul Copy Share Image
Funny how it's always the woman with fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake boobs…that have the audacity to scream Girrrrrrrrl ain't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck,i would swim to the bottom and never come up. But… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do… — Babloo Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are going to be offended by other peoples opinions then maybe you should consider keeping yours to yourself — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine's the most important and I really don't care about yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So the Titanic is coming out again but in 3D...I wonder if they will see the iceburg this time... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because there's plenty of fish in the sea doesn't mean u have the proper equipment 2 catch a keeper~ — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
Why do you still want to insinuate other people while you talk in front of the mirror? — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
U're not a Dad because of what u DID, U're a Dad because of what u DO~ — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My excuse for being lazy: I'm not the real slim shady, so why would I stand up? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear google, can u just let me write my sentence before u start guessing... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im so indie, she thinks to herself as she puts the lyrics to Skinny Love as her Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't let your food get cold worrying about what's on my plate :-P~ — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
