I'm sorry.I didn't get the memo that said I had to blow sunshine up your ass today!! — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
Did you know? Its impossible to say Good Eye Might without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :) — Becca Copy Share Image
My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, all you need is a loaded Gun and some of your favorite assholes to shoot at. — Rajdeep Sarkar Copy Share Image
It's a good thing I actually care and ask , if you're going to be like that then I won't ask anymore. — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
Why are hoes like 'Oh, its winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm?' No bitch, buy a coat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
As my Friend if u hear people discussing me either YOU check them or let me know. If u entertain the conversation,… — LaTruth Hampton Copy Share Image
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Mother once told me, when I was very young. That if I wasn't careful, I'd whine up with a Son. Well… — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
It's not called being a bitch or misunderstanding.It's called being realistic. I don't have time for petty bull shit. I can be… — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
In this world there isn't a single person from whom you cannot learn anything even from, a stupid you can learn how… — Shubhanshu Tiwari Copy Share Image
Chris Brown punching hoes, Ochocinco headbutting hoes, bus drivers uppercutting hoes, these hoes wont be acting up much longer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Illiterate People, If you read something...(probably just on Facebook) the correct past tense spelling is NOT RED The most you may… — LA Watts Copy Share Image
WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
2 Hot 2 Handle; 2 Cold 2 Burn, 2 Young 2 Teach; 2 Old 2 Learn. 2 Hard 2 Bend; 2 Strong… — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
2 Hot 2 Handle; 2 Cold 2 Burn, 2 Young 2 Teach; 2 Old 2 Learn. 2 Hard 2 Bend; 2 Strong… — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
Judge me and I will prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and ill tell you off. Tell me I'm not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me?… — Ella Rojas Copy Share Image
Fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it's considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and… — Ash Phillips Copy Share Image
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
