Sometimes I wish I was a bird. So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ill change my second name to Boss, then ill call my son Lyka, so his full name will be Lyka Boss. — Simon Quperlier Copy Share Image
You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing u can do is continue 2 drop jewels (Knowledge), It's up to others 2 pick them up & wear them (Wisdom)~ — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
If a woman asks you a question, its better to tell her the truth , chances are shes asking you because she… — Becca Copy Share Image
Best Quote Ever : Between controlling others with your tears and controlling tears for others, we grew up...!!! :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it's considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and… — Ash Phillips Copy Share Image
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me?… — Ella Rojas Copy Share Image
WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Illiterate People, If you read something...(probably just on Facebook) the correct past tense spelling is NOT RED The most you may… — LA Watts Copy Share Image
Judge me and I will prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and ill tell you off. Tell me I'm not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
2 Hot 2 Handle; 2 Cold 2 Burn, 2 Young 2 Teach; 2 Old 2 Learn. 2 Hard 2 Bend; 2 Strong… — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
2 Hot 2 Handle; 2 Cold 2 Burn, 2 Young 2 Teach; 2 Old 2 Learn. 2 Hard 2 Bend; 2 Strong… — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
