I'm sorry.I didn't get the memo that said I had to blow sunshine up your ass today!! — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
Chris Brown punching hoes, Ochocinco headbutting hoes, bus drivers uppercutting hoes, these hoes wont be acting up much longer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Paranormal Activity 4: Because people are stupid enough to pay to watch the same movie a fourth time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first testicular gaurd, the *Cup*, was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means… — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In this world there isn't a single person from whom you cannot learn anything even from, a stupid you can learn how… — Shubhanshu Tiwari Copy Share Image
Fellas, there is nothing more beautiful than the look of total satisfaction on a womans' face! It'sNotAllAboutU~ — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
Forget the past cause you can't change it...and forget the present...cause I didn't get you one. — Drake Copy Share Image
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me?… — Ella Rojas Copy Share Image
If you are going to be offended by other peoples opinions then maybe you should consider keeping yours to yourself — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
The word swag is soo stupid. Swag is just a way for a man, to call another man sexy, and not feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing u can do is continue 2 drop jewels (Knowledge), It's up to others 2 pick them up & wear them (Wisdom)~ — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
1.Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications. — Becca Copy Share Image
Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
